Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cows. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

California Makeover


Marla, the Guernsey cow, went to California to try and make it big in the Happy Cow commercials. She was turned down because she was not a Holstein. The casting agents were only looking for one breed of cows. She was devatated. She was in a depressed state of mind and wandering around. Before she knew it, she was standing on a cliff overlooking the ocean. The view was awesome. She had never seen the ocean before. The way the light reflected off of the waves was beautiful. She sat mesmerized for several hours. Just relaxing in the California Sun did wonders for her temperment. She decided that she would not give up. She went to the closest cow beauty shop, had her hair and makeup done. She got an agent who suggested she go get some headshots taken. Because everyone knows you need to bring headshots to your auditions. The photographer she used suggested that she get her photo taken in a field of BUTTERCUPS. She also changed her name. Marla is a great name, but not a HAPPY enough stage name so if you want to vote, vote for FELICITY.
This is my second card for Cindy's teaparty this week.

MARLA MOO

I would like you to meet Marla Moo. She isn't like most midwest Guernsey cows. She came with me to my friend Cindy's teaparty. Now Cindy had a Holstein cow teapot and card. She also linked to a website for Happy Cow Auditions. I don't have anything against Holsteins, but who says that happy cows can't be any other breed? Marla thought that the rest of the cows auditioning were a little boring they had almost no talent. She once came upon a book by Glen Wexler called The Secret Life of Cows. She was amazed at all they could do. It was shortly after this that she got a job as a carhop at the local diner. She intertained the customers as she skated to 50's music. The economy in the midwest caused the diner to close down and so she has decided to travel to California to do her auditions for becoming a Happy Cow. So if you remember, VOTE FOR MARLA!!!